| Subject: tight skirt > > > > > > > As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became > > > > > > aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to > > > come up to the height of the first step of the bus.. > > > > > > Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus > > > driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, > > > thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg > > > She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't. > > > > > > So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached > > > behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the > > > second time attempted the step. > > > > > > Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. > > > With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind > > > to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step. > > > > > > About this time, a large Texan who was standing > > > behind her picked her up easily by the waist > > > and placed her gently on the step of the bus. > > > > > > She went ballistic and turned to the > > > would-be Samaritan > > > and yelled, > > > 'How dare you touch my body! > > > I don't even know who you are!' > > > > > > The Texan smiled and drawled, > > > 'Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, > > > but after you unzipped my fly three times, > > > I kinda figured we was friends.' > > > |