Fw: THE BASS BOAT

["Don Greenlaw" <dgreenlaw@cox.net>]

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 Subject: THE BASS BOAT



                 Bass Boat.....
                 A good old Alabama (graduated from U of A) boy won a bass 
boat in a raffle drawing.
                 He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says,

                 "What you gonna do with that. There ain't no water deep 
enough to float a boat within 100 miles of here."

                 He says, "I won it and I'm a-gonna keep it."

                 His brother came over to visit several days later. He sees 
the wife and asks where his brother is.

                 She says, "He's out there in his bass boat", pointing to 
the field behind the house.

                 The brother heads out behind the house and sees his 
brother in the middle of a big field sitting in a
                 bass boat with a fishing rod in his hand. He yells out to 
him, "What are you doin'?"

                 His brother replies, "I'm fishin'. What does it look like 
I'm a doin'?"

                 His brother yells, "It's people like you that give people 
from Alabama a bad name, makin' everybody think
                 we're stupid. If I could swim, I'd come out there and whip 
your ass!"