ARE YOU A BITCH?
Some friends were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.
The first guy says 'I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E., you know... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist'
The second guy says 'I'm a D.I.N.K.., you know... Double Income, No Kids.'
The third guy says, 'I'm a R.U.B ., you know... Rich, Urban, Biker.'
They turn to the woman and ask her,
'What are you?'' She replies: 'I'm a W.I.F .E , you know... Wash, Iron, Fetch, Etc.'
A second gal answers their question before they even ask it, 'B.I.T..C.H .'
What exactly is a BITCH?!? they ask in unison.
'Babe In Total Control of Herself.'
So ladies, next time somebody calls you a 'Bitch' SMILE, and say 'Thank You!!'
MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY! PASS THIS ONE ON TO AS MANY AS WOMEN YOU KNOW
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