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FW: R U A BITCH?





--- On Sat, 2/20/10, Jeanette Rose <petal@digisurf.net.au> wrote:

From: Jeanette Rose <petal@digisurf.net.au>
Subject: FW: R U A BITCH?
To: "Jeanette Rose" <petal@digisurf.net.au>
Date: Saturday, February 20, 2010, 9:38 PM

  


 
 

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

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ARE YOU A BITCH?

Some friends were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.

The first guy says 'I'm a 
Y.U.P.P.I.E., you know... 
Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist'

The second guy says 'I'm a 
D.I.N.K.., you know... 
Double Income, No Kids.'

The third guy says, 'I'm a 
R.U.B ., you know...
Rich, Urban, Biker.'

They turn to the woman and ask her,

'What are you?''
She replies: 'I'm a 
W.I.F .E , you know...
Wash, Iron, Fetch, Etc.'

A second gal answers their question before they even ask it, '
B.I.T..C.H .'

What exactly is a BITCH?!? they ask in unison.

'Babe In Total Control of Herself.'


So ladies, next time somebody calls you a 'Bitch' SMILE,
 and say 'Thank You!!'

MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY!
PASS THIS ONE ON TO
AS MANY AS WOMEN
YOU KNOW

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


 

 

 


 

 

 

 


 

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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