Fw: IRISH TALKING CLOCK

["Don Greenlaw" <dgreenlaw@cox.net>]

MessageForwarded. Another one that may brighten
your day a little.

Been around before, but still comical.

Semper fi,
Don Greenlaw
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From: Leland Glaser
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Sent: Tuesday, January 17, 2012 2:52 AM
Subject: Fw: IRISH TALKING CLOCK



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IRISH TALKING CLOCK







After closing time at the bar, a drunk was proudly showing off his new 
Apartment to a couple of his friends.

He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet.

'What's that big brass gong?' one of the guests asked.

'It's not a gong. It's a talking clock,' the drunk replied.

'A talking clock? Seriously?' asked his astonished friend.

'YUP, it is' replied the drunk.

'How's it work?' the friend asked

'Watch,' the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an
Ear-shattering pound and stepped back. .

The three stood looking at one another for a moment....

Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed,

'YOU ASSHOLE! IT'S THREE-FIFTEEN IN THE MORNING!