Fw: Will I See 90?

["Don Greenlaw" <dgreenlaw@cox.net>]

Forwarded.

Semper fi,
Don Greenlaw
----- Original Message ----- 
From: bclarkusmc@comcast.net
Sent: Friday, January 27, 2012 12:07 PM
Subject: Will I See 90?


FYI...

From: Boyce Clark

Sent: Friday, January 27, 2012 11:28:09 AM
Subject: Will I See 90?










Too Funny!!!!!






         I recently picked a new primary care doctor.  After two visits and 
exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age.  (I just 
turned 85)

         A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking 
him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 90?'
         The doctor responded by asking, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink 
beer or wine?' 'Oh no,' I replied .  .  .  'I'm not doing drugs, either!'
         Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?' "I 
said, 'Not much since my former doctor said that all red meat is very 
unhealthy!'
         'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, 
sailing, hiking, or bicycling?' 'No, I don't,' I said.

         He asked, 'Do you gamble, go on vacations or have a lot of sex?' 
'No,' I said.

         He looked at me and said, .  .  .  'Then, why do you even give a 
shit?

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