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Fw: What would you do ?
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- From: "Don Greenlaw" <dgreenlaw@cox.net>
- Date: Tue, 31 Jan 2012 18:30:07 -0800
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This is comical. I think it
has been around before.
Semper fi,
Don Greenlaw
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From: Ed Wilbur
Sent: Tuesday, January 31, 2012 5:30 PM
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Subject: What would you do ?
A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's
after midnight. While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be a
witness. The man suspects his wife is having an affair and he wants to
catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agrees.
Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip-toe into
the bedroom. The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back, and
there is his wife in bed with another man!
The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head. The wife
shouts, "Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money.
"HE paid for the Corvette I gave you. "HE paid for our new
cabin cruiser. "HE paid for your season Pittsburgh Steelers tickets. "HE
paid for our house at the lake. "HE paid for our country club membership,
and "HE even pays the monthly dues!"
Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the
gun. He looks over at the cabby and says "What would you do?"
The cabby says, "I'd cover his ass with that blanket before
he catches cold."
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